Kiss, Marry, Glean

In honour of this month’s release of Thunderhead, the second book in the Scythe series I decided to partake in the Kiss, Marry, Glean shenanigans. I had made a list of thirty book characters for the Not Good Enough Tag, so I decided to also use them for this!

In the world of Scythe, death has been conquered and there are people whose job it is to glean people to keep the population in check to a small degree. So instead of the classic (is it really classic? probably not) kiss, marry, kill – it will be doing kiss, marry, glean.

Without further ado, here are my victims:

Round One

Kiss: Thomas Cresswell (Stalking Jack the Ripper)

Marry: Rhysand (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Glean: Eliza (Eliza and Her Monsters)

Sorry Eliza, but I have to marry Rhysand. I’m pretty sure the internet would be in an uproar if I did anything else – and I like Thomas’ brain, so he gets the kiss.

Round Two

Kiss: Ronan Lynch (The Raven Cycle)

Marry: Magnus Bane (The Mortal Instruments)

Glean: Kitty (To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before)

Oh Kitty you’re a child and unfortunately that means you’ve been gleaned. Sorry kid.

Round Three

Kiss: Kaz Brekker (Six of Crows)

Marry: Maxon (The Selection)

Glean: Apollo (Trials of Apollo)

Round Four

Kiss: Rose Hathaway (Vampire Academy)

Marry: Leo Valdez (Heroes of Olympus)

Glean: Cath (Fangirl)

Round Five

Kiss: Shazi (The Wrath and the Dawn)

Marry: Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts)

Glean: Emika Chen (Warcross)

Round Six

Kiss: Manon (Throne of Glass)

Marry: Cinder (The Lunar Chronicles)

Glean: A.I.D.A.N. (Illuminae Files)

Round Seven

Kiss: Carswell Thorne (The Lunar Chronicles)

Marry: Jace WhatsHisName (The Mortal Instruments)

Glean: Iseult (Truthwitch)

Round Eight

Kiss: Adroma (Zenith)

Marry: Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson)

Glean: Fire (Graceling)

Round Nine

Kiss: Helene Aquila (An Ember in the Ashes)

Marry: Batman (Batman: Nightwalker)

Glean: Alex (Magnus Bane)

Round Ten

This round was impossible… I don’t even know who to choose… Agh!! I let Twitter decide this one for me.

Kiss: Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

Marry: Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)

Glean: Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman: Warbringer)

What did you guys think? Are you going to glean me for picking your favourite character? Have you read Scythe and fell completely in love, like me? I’d love to know what your answers would be. Let me know in the comments below!


9 responses to “Kiss, Marry, Glean”

  1. bookprincessreviews Avatar

    Oh no, you have some wonderful book husbands/book wives, but some of them were so hard to choose!! That last one was ridiculously hard to choose. Some fantastic picks, and I super enjoy reading it and some of your reasoning. Lol, poor Eliza. D: Wonderful tag, Kyera! ❤ And yay for marrying Leoooooooooooooooo.

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    1. kyera Avatar

      Ugh yeah, it was impossible I just went with the twitter answers. I was like.. can I glean myself instead?

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      1. bookprincessreviews Avatar

        Ahahahahah. Just save them all and glean off yourself to save yourself from the decision sounds like such a solid plan. I agree. XD But twitter is so helpful for this.

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  2. Reading with Rendz Avatar

    Since you just kissed Thorne….can I marry him???????

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      1. Reading with Rendz Avatar



  3. journeyintobooks Avatar

    Great post, that last one was ridiculously hard 😀😀

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    1. kyera Avatar

      Unbelievably hard!

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